Mental Image for 1/22/2006

The wretched substance above is responsible for the disturbing image that follows...

A pot bellied pig is riding a unicorn. And the pig is wearing a pink tutu. And the unicorn is smoking a corn-cob pipe. And the unicorn's hooves are made of salt-water taffy. And small children are trying to eat the unicorn's hooves as he trots into outer space to fight space crime, even though the unicorn's lieutenant made him turn in his badge and gun because of the reckless behavior that endangered those around him.